One night, a king and a queen went into a castle. There was nobody in the castle, and no one came out of the castle. In the morning, three people came out of the castle. From a very young age, children are drawn to all sorts of professions, whether it be a veterinarian or a truck driver.
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These jokes will get them to see the lighter side of the working world. If you are looking for some spooky fun, these jokes are sure to scare up some laughs! Related: try out the fun Mentos and Coke experiment below! Only with a responsible adult present! Christmas is a time for family, for faith, and for lots of awesome jokes. These will surely give you and your kids a reason to laugh this season. You scream, I scream, we all scream for jokes about food! Just be careful, some of these are a real mouthful! Knock knock!
Little old lady? Little old lady who? We hope you enjoyed these jokes! Do you have any of your own? Now, feel free to check out our cool facts about a wide range of wondrous topics elsewhere on the site! Or check out our fun activities from the blog below! Animals There is nothing that kids like to talk about more than animals.
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Why did the cow cross the road To get to the udder side. What do you call a cold dog sitting on a bunny? A chili dog on a bun. What do you call a thieving alligator? A crookodile. What do you call a cow that eats your grass? A lawn moo-er. What do you call a baby bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!
What do you call a pig who knows karate? What do you call a cow in a tornado? A milkshake!
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What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! Nature Of course, lots of kids love nature as well. How can you tell the ocean is friendly? It waves! What do you call an attractive volcano? Why did the leaf go to the doctor? It was feeling green. Why is the grass so dangerous? What kind of shorts do clouds wear? What kind of tree can you grow in your hand? A palm tree. A mammoth. What did the little tree say to the big tree?
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Leaf me alone! What did the tree wear to the pool party? Swimming trunks. To get brighter. How do you cut a wave in half? You use a sea saw. What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel! Who were they? A knight, the king, and the queen! What has a face and two hands, but no arms or legs? A clock. What has to be broken before you can use it? An egg. It starts out tall, but the longer it stands, the shorter it grows. What is it? A candle. What belongs to you but is used more by others? Your name.
Jobs From a very young age, children are drawn to all sorts of professions, whether it be a veterinarian or a truck driver. Tennis, because they know how to serve. How do sailors get their clothes clean? They throw them overboard and they wash ashore. How do undertakers speak? How does a garbage man eat his food? Right out of the can. How do fish go into business?
verdiographces.gq They start on a small scale. How is a judge like a teacher? They both hand out long sentences. Who is a person that everyone has to take his hat off too?
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A barber. What time do you have to go to the dentist? At tooth-hurty. For tocking too much. Why did the king go to the dentist? To get a new crown. What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque!
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